I Hate Everyone

Step into any room and let your shirt do the talking. Introducing Warrior 12's burgundy "I Hate Everyone But Caffeine Helps" t-shirt.

Mornings are hard. Dealing with people makes it harder. But that steaming cup of liquid sanity? That's what keeps you going. This shirt speaks to that universal truth. It features a skull-shaped coffee cup, embodying the life-and-death struggle that is waking up and dealing with humanity. Surrounding it, the phrase "I hate everyone but caffeine helps" seals the deal—no explanation needed.

Made from high-quality materials and designed for a comfortable fit, this shirt is for those who face the world one sip at a time. You're not just surviving; you're thriving, but only if you have caffeinated assistance.

Let your shirt do the talking so that you don't have to. Get yours now.