They Can't Suicide Us All Long Sleeve

We were told that we'd be risking our very lives to bring you our Clintons - They Can't Suicide Us All long sleeve shirt, but we think we're fine.

Probably.

However, in the event of anything suspicious and untimely, we'd be forced to cease production of this shirt.

This design is available in short sleeves here:
https://warrior12.com/products/they-cant-suicide-us-all