A black t-shirt with the words "Snitches get stitches" with a beaten up elf on the shelf printed on the front of the shirt.
Verified Warrior representing his new Snitches Get Stiches t-shirt.
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Snitches Get Stitches

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Snitches Get Stitches

Snitches Get Stitches

$30.99 $26.34

Snitches Get Stitches

$30.99 $26.34
SIZE: Small

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Presenting Warrior 12's "Snitches Get Stitches" t-shirt, where the beloved Christmas elf finds himself in a rather unexpected predicament.

With a black eye and missing teeth, our elf met a child who didn't appreciate Santa's spy.

The phrase, "Snitches Get Stitches," is a humorous, playful warning about the downsides of crossing a small child who has been into mischief. It's a light-hearted take on the perils of being the North Pole's informant.

Made from high-quality materials designed for a comfortable fit, this shirt is perfect for holiday gatherings, casual outings, or simply lounging at home. Whether you're a fan of holiday traditions or someone who enjoys making people smile, this shirt is bound to be a conversation starter.

Celebrate the Christmas spirit this holiday season, but remember: not every elf's tale has a fairy tale ending. Order now to secure yours.

S - 3XL:

  • Slightly Fitted
  • 4.3 Ounce 100% Ring-Spun Combed Cotton
  • 30 Singles / Extreme Softness
  • 7/8" Seamed Collar
  • 1" Double-Needle Sleeve / Bottom Hem

4XL / 5XL:

  • 5-6 Ounce 100% Pre-Shrunk Jersey Cotton

Customer Reviews

Based on 890 reviews

Didn’t really like quality, I ordered a medium and it was absolutely huge to the point I’m swimming in the shirt

We truly appreciate you taking the time to let us know your thoughts, and we are so sorry to hear that you are unhappy with the quality and size. We take pride in ensuring that your shirt is crafted from the finest ring-spun cotton, promising a lasting, unparalleled comfort that you won't want to part with. Our choice of printing on premium, renowned brands ensure a lighter, softer, and more breathable fabric, designed to stand the test of time.
While most of our customers find that our shirts fit true to size, this can vary depending on how you like your shirts to fit and body proportions, so we do offer a true to size guarantee on our items. If you find them to be a little too big or small, let us know and we can exchange them for another size. We would provide you a return label for your first size exchange. Please let us know if you would like to set up an exchange.

Maggie Browne (Tacoma, WA, US)
Stood by their word!

Hi, unfortunately had the T-shirt that we ordered for Christmas not show up. I messaged the company and even though it was purchased through a third-party, they stood by their word and they sent me another T-shirt. I can’t say enough about the American apparel quality of the T-shirt brand! And the overall awesome customer service we received with this silly T-shirt purchase. Can’t wait to buy some more. Thank you again so much!


Very nice, fit well too

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